Like Barry Bonds, Baseball Widow hasn't retired; she's just not playing.
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

From the Pointless Press Release File. . .

So the Giants have announced that they will, in fact, celebrate Barry Bonds's eclipse of Babe Ruth's home run record. ("It won't be silence," announced executive vice president Larry Baer, demonstrating a stunning ability to state the obvious.)

In other announcements, CNN has decided that it will, in fact, cover the news tonight.

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