Baseball Widow and Hubby are pleased to announce that they are expecting their first child on March 15, just in time to catch spring training.
Prenatal tests show conclusively that little Jamie's arm has the genetic potential to exceed that of Roger Clemens's, and the doctors are pretty sure he'll demonstrate Barry Bonds's power and plate discipline. The ultrasound also revealed a cutie to rival Javy Lopez. Agents may field requests to the Baseball Widow email address.
Please no jokes about the pregnant widow.